Amazing past few weeks.  Saw Melissa again.  So grateful.  She's talking to me again.  Feels amazing.  I love underoath.  I called her an Inamorata.  She told me I spelled it wrong, it's enamorada.   Definitely thinks she's wrong lol.  I love my reality.  Doing affirmations.  Been missing Jaimy lately.  Working out, going to Jewel.  Having a blast at Jewel again I love that job.  I told customers dude Brenden was deaf, and he said I have herpes lol wtf.  Been saying enjoy baked tits, waking wednesday, fire crotch day, hump day, green tuesday, i love you, my grandma loves you, jesus loves you.  lol funny shiat.  rob loves you, he got so pissed hahaaa.  not sure what to write about right now so i'm totally making this my new journal and not giving a fuck.  who's gonna read this?  Wish I could provide value to myself and life.  I love working out, I'm getting ripped as fuck.  I want to come up with new funny things to say to customers.  So far for extreme value buys I have:

Our extreme value buy is:

Opium  =  oatmeal
baked tits = baked chips/lays


When introducing myself, I introduce the bagger as:

Britney spears
Nikki Manaj
Lady Gaga
Rihanna

lol girls

Whens saying bye I said

Happy fire crotch day
Oompa Loompa
Harry Potta
I love you


Alex is here, I'll continue later.

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